Top Ten Bush Moments via Letterman
Top Ten Dubya Dumbass moments caught on video.
I reckon they couldn't show this one on CBS:
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I reckon they couldn't show this one on CBS:

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My favorite Ann Richards' Texasisms:
"Poor George, he can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth."
-Referring to George H. W. Bush
"Teaching was the hardest work I had ever done, and it remains the hardest work I have done to date."
"How to Be a Good Republican: 1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's gasoline prices are all Clinton's fault. 2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own. 3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social Security checks on time.”
"There is a lot more to life than just struggling to make money."
"I am delighted to be here with you this evening because after listening to George Bush all these years, I figured you needed to know what a real Texas accent sounds like."
While campaigning for Governor, she was asked if she supported or opposed the death penalty. She said, "I will uphold the laws of the State of Texas." The reporter then asked, "But what would you do if the Legislature passed a bill repealing the death penalty?" to which she replied, "I would faint."