Monday, February 06, 2006

Thirty Dollar Watch

Hello and welcome folks.


I'm $30 watch and I guess I should begin by explaining why the name. Well, first of all I don't believe in Rolexes or any watch costing more than $30.
I can't rationalize spending more than that for a functional piece worn on the wrist, easily damaged and easily lost. I tend to abuse watches by banging them into doors, walls and other hard objects, like the ground.

My most recent watch was purchased at k-mart on clearance for less than $6. It's nothing fancy, blue face analog withe date. It's lasted almost 2 years so far without somuch as a new battery.

So, what's withe 'withe?' Well, I am lazy, er, efficient, yeah that's the ticket, efficient, so I combine with and the as one word. In fact, I've setup autocorrect in M$Word to change withe to with the, so non-efficient types will understand emails.

Stay tuned, I don't know what for, but as things piss me off you'll be able to read about them here. Also, techology and inventions interest me. Nothing is off-limits...except Rolexes.

Peace,
$30

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